What's up, everybody?
My name's Owen Douglas, but there's another Owen here if I'm not mistaken so you can all call me Pimp-daddy O whatever you want. I know everyone says "I answer to anything" but I actually do. Even the insulting things. I'll even try to ignore them sometimes, but when the time comes that somebody shouts out "Hey, Douchebag" I look up every time. It never fails, but in the spirit of... not being called a douchebag I'd appreciate it if you'd address me by something more flattering. Or if you think you can keep it straight because you're all grown and educated adults you can just stick with Owen. Your choice.
I'm 33 and the new head staff photographer, but I'd rather hear about you guys than talk about me. I like to get to know the people I work with. It makes things run a lot more smoothly so I request that you all tell me something about yourselves. I prefer embarrassing stories, but I'd settle for just something of interest.
If I get enough embarrassing stories you'll be generously compensated in my next update with the story of the most horrifying and embarrassing thing I've ever done in my life. It's pretty mortifying too, so keep that in mind.
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